Patch 7

Changes

• Fixed an issue causing the last two patch notes to not post on time; they have now been restored and backdated for continuity.
• Patch notes now retroactively synchronized with the proper flow of time.
• Added a note about comments to the feedback section for improved user participation.
• Shoelace logic module recompiled to address rare double-knot paradoxes.
• Cup stacking warning chime now harmonizes with local mug dialects.
• Cats exhibiting quantum behavior are now gently encouraged to localize before breakfast.
• Elevator button resistance now calibrated to distinguish between elbows, foreheads, and robust optimism.

Known Bugs

• Stacking a 10,000th cup may result in the entire stack phasing gently through the floor.
• Some cats have been observed briefly behaving as if liquid.
• Cats may still appear in locations they were not seen entering.
• Traffic lights occasionally synchronize in ways that defy probability.
• Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
• Socks remain prone to Tuesday escapes, despite reinforced threading.
• Mirrors occasionally reflect a surplus of enthusiasm on minor holidays.
• Elevator doors may develop an existential pause before closing if observed too intently.

Feedback

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