Patch 5

Changes

• Enhanced moon shininess patch is now compatible with cloudier nights.
• Reduced the likelihood of leaves assembling into cryptic patterns during solstice events.
• Added mild static to radio stations during dramatic weather.
• Improved sandwich structural integrity: tomatoes now 4% less likely to escape.
• Made shadows 1% more dramatic after 5pm.
• Elevator doors now close with 0.2% more confidence.
• Keys are now slightly more likely to remain where last placed.
• Mirrors now consistently display only the standard level of enthusiasm, regardless of the day of the week.

Known Bugs

• Stacking a 10,000th cup may result in the entire stack phasing gently through the floor.
• Cats may still appear in locations they were not seen entering. Cat teleportation remains poorly understood.
• Some cats have been observed briefly behaving as if liquid.
• Socks are still escaping from laundry baskets, especially on Tuesdays.
• Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
• Traffic lights occasionally synchronize in ways that defy probability.

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