Patch 4

Changes

• Investigated and attempted a fix for feline quantum teleportation; results remain inconclusive.
• Enhanced the shininess of the moon by 3% on alternate Thursdays.
• Added a subtle improvement to the arrangement of clouds during major holidays.
• Elevator music playlists have been expanded to include at least one song you almost recognize.
• Applied a patch to reduce the frequency of unexplained toast aromas in elevator lobbies.
• Vending machines now return coins with slightly improved enthusiasm.
• Shadows are now 1% crisper before noon.
• Increased the average duration of green lights by a statistically insignificant amount.
• Leaves now rustle 0.3% more musically in light breezes.

Known Bugs

• Shopping carts may veer slightly right for no discernible reason.
• Cats may still appear in locations they were not seen entering.
• Keys are commonly not where they should be.
• Squirrels sometimes forget where they buried their acorns, leading to spontaneous oak tree generation.
• Mirrors may display a slightly more enthusiastic version of yourself on weekends.
• Traffic lights occasionally synchronize in ways that defy probability.

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