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Patch 1

Fun tweaks, bug fixes, and new known issues.

Changes

  • Improved the taste of air in libraries during leap years.
  • Enhanced the aroma of freshly baked bread in cities with populations divisible by 7.
  • Fixed a bug where alarm clocks would occasionally ring half a second late on Mondays.
  • Increased the accuracy of digital thermometers by 0.1°C during rainy weather.
  • Fixed a minor issue where mailboxes would become slightly more difficult to open immediately after rainfall.
  • Fixed a bug causing the Sun to be 1° colder than intended.
  • Addressed an issue where it was sometimes possible to walk through walls. Structural stability has been improved, though rare edge cases may persist.

Known Bugs

  • Some crosswalk signals may display the walking icon a fraction of a second too early.
  • There is a rare chance that elevator buttons may feel warmer than ambient temperature in the mornings.
  • The faint aroma of toast might occur in elevator lobbies without any nearby kitchen facilities.
  • In extremely rare circumstances, walking through walls may still be possible if carrying exactly three marbles.

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